Oprah! Help!

I just got done filming a video to send in to Oprah. If I knew how to put video up here I would. Anyway... I'm getting desperate. I'm now on my 10th kitchen color try-out. I hesitated even writing about it since I feel so depressed. Seriously. I'm starting to wonder if I'm just a discontent person or if my kitchen is truly really hard to choose a paint color for. It didn't help that I told my grandma today that I'm on my 10th color and she said to me, "Well, you're awfully hard to please." I told her that's exactly why I didn't want to tell her about it in the first place.

I was on-line tonight researching paint colors which is a totally bad idea. No color is true on a computer monitor. (By the way, blue suppresses appetite. I'm seriously considering it) I went to Oprah's web site to see if cute, gay Nate might have any ideas and saw that she is asking for people stuck in the middle of a decorating project. That's me. Totally and completely stuck. Right now my kitchen is waiting to be finished with the grey puke I chose last night. Only the second color that I've completely painted my kitchen with and disliked. The 10th color to be on the wall.

Did I mention that while in the middle of this painting fiasco I realized something? All my appliances are different colors. The fridge is almond, the stove is white, the dishwasher is black. The cabinets are ugly 70's brown with the hardware directly in the middle of the doors. The countertops are white with gold flecks. And, to top it all off, I'm trying to find a color that will also look good in our hallway and kids' room. I really want like a lighter yellowy green that is warm and doesn't look like baby poo.

What I really need is for Oprah to just send a crew to re-do the whole darn thing. So I did it. Unrehearsed, no make-up, pleading, begging video.