Currently From Behind The Couch

J Are you pooping?
S Nod
J Come here, let's see if you can poop in the toilet
S Poop in toi-et
J Here, let's take off your diaper
S Take off diaperrrr
J Don't step in it... oops, you stepped in it
S Stepped in it
J You have poop on your foot
S Poop on foot
J Ew, this is stinky
S Stinkeeee, poop stinkeeee
J Ok - stay right there. You ok right there?
S Bye poop!
J Bye poop.
S There's poop! there's poop! there's poop!
J Ohhh - there's a big plop of poop on the floor... and a couple shmears.
S All gone poop.
J Poops all gone.
S See you poop.
J See you poop.


5 minutes later

S Bye poop!
J Bye poop. Poops all gone.
S All gone poop! All gone poop!