Judge Alex... Steppin'

*Warning: this post contains brief foul language. *

Yes. I'm serious. My apologies if you're offended - I plead hilarity as my defense.

So I'm sitting downstairs folding clothes, watching a little Judge Alex. It came on after People's Court, ok? And there's this guy on there suing his ex-girlfriend for a bunch of stuff that he left at her house after they broke up. It'd been a year already and he still hadn't picked it up...

"So what's there?" asks Judge Alex.

"Well, like my George Foreman grill, my gold boots..."

"Gold boots?!? Whatdayou use those for?"

"Steppin'"

"Well let me see some steppin"

"Like right here, for real?"

"Well, I don't mean right here for fake"

So the 'stepping ensues.

Which leads me to a google search for "Steppin"

And then "Step dancing video"

Which leads me to this.



Which inevitably leads me to this..... you knew I couldn't resist.

No Mexicans were harmed in the making of this video.

Further investigation led me to this.

Try it. You might like it.


Ps. If you're curious, click here for a brief example of real "steppin."

Update: In case you're concerned, I wanted to let you know that the song itself doesn't contain any bad language. I looked up the lyrics.

Also please, if you try this at home... do Hip Hop hands and not the ridiculous hula hands that I did. You'll look much cooler.